👋 Yo, I’m Floor Mann

💻 Professional Code Gremlin

I make things. Sometimes they work.  

Full-stack web apps, Minecraft plugins, experimental programming languages, cursed file formats — if it’s a bad idea, I’ve probably already done it.  

I break rules, I ignore “best practices,” and I force tech to do stuff it should never, ever do.

🚀 What I Do (a.k.a. The Chaos List)

• 🖥️ Software & Web Development — Frontend, backend, and Supabase (which sucks and I will keep saying it)  
• 🎮 Game Dev & Modding — Minecraft plugins, janky mechanics, and data storage that should not exist  
• 🛠️ Experimental Tech — Programming languages nobody asked for, HTML variants that offend the W3C, and AI experiments that would make an ethics board cry

🧠 Current Dumb Projects

• StupidSimple-HTML — HTML, but worse, then back to normal HTML, because why not  
• FileStorage (Minecraft) — I store files in wool blocks like it’s 3025  
• Notegrant for Windows — Notepad and Notepad++ can rot in h3ll
• Floor Certifications — 100% fake, 0% legal, 1000% me (I don't use it, trust 😏)
• Gruntcode — Deprecated, but I still refuse to delete it. Just like MacOS users, who are cr*ckheads!

🛡️ Skills & Tools (a.k.a. Weapons)

• Languages: Java, JavaScript/TypeScript, Python, Rust, Node.js, HTML (yes, I break HTML on purpose)  
• Frameworks & Tools: React, Vite, Tailwind, Plasmo, PaperMC, Electron, and the occasional Next.js just to stay awake  
• Platforms: Windows, Linux, Raspberry Pi, and any distro I can break in under 10 minutes

📬 Contact Me (if you dare)

- 🌐 Website: www.flappygrant.com

- 📧 Email: flappyfloorg@gmail.com

- 💌 Open an issue on this repo or any other — I will find you

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 "I don’t just write code. I write emotional damage. Also open source lives on!"

— Floor Mann, August 10th, 2025 (Year of the Cr*ckheads)